Sesame Street Chainsaw Massacre

Owner: Jerry Anderson

Entered League: 1/12

Stadium: Elmo Park

Division: AL Central

MLB Affiliate: Minnesota Twins

 

 

Team Record

 

2001 - Rightcoast Rhapsody       52 - 110       5th Place         

2002 - Rightcoast Rhapsody       78 - 84         2nd Place         

2003 - Rightcoast Rhapsody       55 - 107       5th Place

2004 - Rightcoast Rhapsody       76 - 86         4th Place

2005 - Centex Bashers                85 - 77         2nd Place

2006 - Centex Bashers              117 - 45         *******          Ineligible for postseason play

2007 - Salem Vampires              29 - 133       5th Place

2008 - Salem Vampires              74 - 88         4th Place

2009 - Salem Vampires              96 - 66         1st Place          Lost to Guppies in ALCS

2010 - Salem Vampires            105 - 57         1st Place          Lost to Smeagols in ALCS

2011 - Salem Vampires              98 - 64         1st Place          Lost to Terriers in ALDS

2012 - SSCM                              72 - 90         4th Place

2013 - SSCM                              47 - 115       5th Place

2014 - SSCM                              68 - 94         4th Place

2015 - SSCM                              56 - 106       5th Place

2016 - SSCM                              94 - 68         2nd Place          Lost to Boomers in ALDS

2017 - SSCM                              65 - 97         4th Place

2018 - SSCM                              89 - 73         3rd Place

2019 - SSCM                              89 - 73         3rd Place

2020 - SSCM                              80 - 82         4th Place         

2021 - SSCM                            107 - 55         1st Place          SSL Champion

2022 - SSCM                            103 - 59         1st Place          Lost to Slumpbusters in World Series

2023 - SSCM                              83 - 79         3rd Place         

 

 

Rookie Draft History

 

2002 – Albert Pujols (1-1), Jay Gibbons (1-23), Ken Harvey (2-8), Dicky Gonzalez (3-7), Scott Chiasson (4-1), Mike Rivera (4-2), Ryan Jensen (5-2)

 

2003 – Marlon Byrd (1-15), Hee Seop Choi (1-16), Ryan Ludwick (2-21), Michael Ryan (4-16), Juan Brito (4-30)

 

2004 – Mike Wood (3-2), Rob Bowen (3-4), Rodrigo Rosario (3-25), Bubba Crosby (6-4)

 

2005 – Jeff Francis (1-16), Chris Snyder (1-28), Nook Logan (2-15), Dioner Navarro (2-16), Joey Gathright (2-20), Yency Brazoban (2-21)

 

2006 – Jon Papelbon (1-19), Chris Duffy (1-28), Chris Ray (2-14), Bernie Castro (2-Supp), Jack Taschner (4-8), Manny Delcarmen (4-19), Todd Coffey (5-12), Jonah Bayliss (5-19)  

 

2007 – Delmon Young (1-2)

 

2008 – Yunel Escobar (1-14), Travis Buck (1-17), Akinori Iwamura (2-14), John Lannan (3-17)

 

2009 – Mike Aviles (1-11), Brad Ziegler (2-11), Sergio Romo (3-6), Greg Golson (4-1), Masa Kobayashi (5-11)

 

2010 – No Selections

 

2011 – No Selections

 

2012 – Jemile Weeks (1-22)

 

2013 – Yu Darvish (1-10), Jake Odorizzi (2-10), A.J. Pollock (3-10), Gorkys Hernandez (4-10)

 

2014 - Will Myers (1-3), Matt Davidson (2-3), Michael Choice (2-20), Kyle Gibson (3-3), Seth Maness (3-20), Tommy Medica (4-3)

 

2015 - Andrew Heaney (1-20), J.T. Realmuto (2-9), Kevin Quackenbush (2-28), Enrique Hernandez (3-9), R.J. Alvarez (4-9), Carson Smith (5-9)

 

2016 - Corey Seager (1-3), Yasmany Thomas (2-3), Jorge Lopez (2-21), Hector Olivera (3-3), Adam Liberatore (4-3),Elias Diaz (5-3)

 

2017 - Jose DeLeon (1-20), Joe Musgrove (1-Supp), Brandon Nimmo (2-20), Nick Wittgren (3-20), Guillermo Heredia (4-20), Danny Barnes (5-20)

 

2018 – Ozzie Albies (1-10), Miguel Andujar (2-10), Jose Osuna (4-10), Kyle McGrath (5-10)

 

2019 – Tyler O’Neill (1-21), Jordan Hicks (2-21), Myles Straw (4-21)

 

2020 – Brendan Rodgers (1-19), Sam Hilliard (2-19), Matt Beaty (3-19), Ryan Helsley (4-19), Edwin Rios (5-19)

 

2021 – Tristan McKenzie (1-14), Victor Gonzalez (2-26), Blake Taylor (2-28)

 

2022 – Jake Meyers (1-30)

 

2023 – Miguel Vargas (1-19), Hunter Brown (1-29), Ryan Pepiot (2-29)

 

 

Team Leaders

 

AVG               .358     Vladimir Guerrero      2001    Rightcoast

HR                   55        Albert Pujols               2006    Centex

RBI                  162      Albert Pujols               2006    Centex

H                     216      Albert Pujols               2006    Centex

2B                   63        Albert Pujols               2004    Centex

3B                   22        Shane Victorino          2012    SSCM

R                     142      Albert Pujols               2006    Centex

SB                   88        Jarrod Dyson               2012    SSCM

 

ERA                2.11     Adam Wainwright      2014    SSCM

WINS              24        Luis Severino             2018    SSCM

SAVES            41        Billy Wagner              2004    Rightcoast

K                     317      Yu Darvish                 2014    SSCM

 

 

Team Awards

 

2002 – Rookie of the Year                 Albert Pujols               .318     25 HR 97 RBI

 

2004 – AL MVP                                 Albert Pujols               .331     43 HR 142 RBI

 

2005 – AL MVP                                 Vladimir Guerrero      .343     44 HR 145 RBI

 

2009 – AL Central Title

 

2010 – AL Central Title

2010 – AL MVP                                 Albert Pujols               .331     47 HR 141 RBI

 

2014 – AL ROY                                 Will Myers                 .283     15 HR 56 RBI

 

2016 – AL Wild Card

 

2017 – AL ROY                                 Corey Seager              .306     26 HR  116 RBI

 

2021 – AL Central Title

2021 – AL Pennant

2021 – SSL Champion

2021 – AL GM of the year                 Jerry Anderson

 

2022 – AL Central Title

2022 – AL Pennant